Surprise visit from my best friend. I go into the van to see meet her baby. There is a tiny body lying on the bed with the back to me. But... with long straight hair, grey hair. Pubic hair. That is not a baby?! The small body slowly uncurls and I see it is an old lady.

Hi, grandma, do you remember me? I used to be your granddaughter's best friend when we were little. You are still alive!

The new born baby is to her right, silently snoozing away.